I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend.
I met her in a hotel lobby, masturbating with a magazine.
She said, "How'd you like to waste some time?" & I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind.
She took me to a castle and I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices, everything that money could buy
She said, "Sign your name on the dotted line;" the lights went out
Nikki started to grind.
The castle started spinning, or maybe it was my brain.
I can't tell you what she did to me, but my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind,
She'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff,
Sho'nuff show you how to grind.
I woke up the next morning;
Nikki wasn't there.
I looked all over all I found was a phone number on the stairs
It said "thank u 4 a funky time
call me up whenever u wanna grind."
Come back, Nikki, come back!
So my last thing for uni is over. Officially I am done here. (well, I have to get the rest of my shit outta here and get checked out of the housing building yet, but no big deal.)
I think I might've bombed my western civ exam. I sure hope not.